Sample personal ad for dating
What—drunk, six cigarettes in my mouth, sobbing down the phone at all the relatives I haven't called in years? I am an outlaw, a troubadour, a world traveler, a born again romantic.
I am grounded yet prone to flights of fancy and / or midnight cupcake hunts.
Too bad most of them are blowing a great opportunity to grab your attention, and make you want to dig deeper.
Let’s be realistic—most of us enter zip code and age parameters, and then narrow the criteria with a custom search for a word of interest, such as 'brewpub', 'warriordash', or 'camping' Then, as soon as humanely possible we get to the photos.
It also can work to attract someone who has similar interests with one quick zap.
We perused hundreds of dating site profiles and headlines for red flags or dullsville, so you don’t have to. There are more cringe-worthy headlines than we thought possible.
The note from D was just awful, outrageous, humiliating. I mean, if the question had been: things my last girlfriend asked me to do but I never got around to, that would have been an honest answer. D had frequently asked me if I wanted to attend yoga classes with her, and I had frequently expressed an interest, seeing as how attractive I found the slightly mystical air it lent her, but by the time the date of the class had swung around, I always found myself asking whether one person with a mystical air was enough for the relationship. Online dating sites are the first port of call for anyone who's just been through a breakup—they're a great pick-em-up, a brave foot forward, a reminder there are more fish in sea, etcetera and so forth.
We frequently get requests for help from Plenty of Fish (see our review on POF) and Match (our review on Match) members for advice on making their online dating profiles more appealing.
Typically, the alarm bells start clanging as soon as we see their profile taglines: 90% of these taglines are either typical (overused and boring) or slightly needy.
Just as bad are those which scream of desperation, or have a rescue complex. All we did was look at some random pages of dating profiles and just pulled these typical taglines.
But this is great news for OUR readers, because you are now going to stand out as a creative and clever person amongst the yawners, oddballs, and desperadoes. We had to stop ourselves, because they just went on and on.